| school: | please get a full night of sleep |
| school: | but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework |
| school: | and study for tests |
| school: | be a well rounded student by joining clubs |
| school: | and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm |
| school: | don't be late for school |
| school: | but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning |
| school: | kids need a balanced diet |
| school: | here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza" |
| school: | if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it |
| school: | but don't use the internet while doing homework |
